*MissAmerikka

O HI THAR

i was bored on the internets. (!?) and saw that had one of these glorious LONG MEME THINGS up, so i stole it. WORD.

~Name: Lenc!on!, Anna E. (lol, anti-google barriers.) (yes, my parents google me D; )
~Height: 5'5''
~Weight: over nine thousand pounds.
~Birthday: 2/12/89
~Birthplace: K-town, N00 Hampshur, USA.
~Current Location: i haven't moved very far since then...
~School: SCAD, MOTHERFUCKER.
~Zodiac Sign: Aquarius REPRESENT
~Chinese Zodiac Sign: Snake
~Righty or Lefty: Right-o
~Haircolor: brown...i think.
~Eye color: RAINBOW. no, for realz.
~Skin Color: fucking white.

-About Me

~What's Your Family Situation (Parents, Siblings, etc): Mom and Dad are still together, and theres some other retarded child that lives with us.
~Any Pets: you know it.
~If So What Are They: *ahem.*
-2 Cats, Luna and 'Iss.
-1 black labrador, Shadow
-2 registered Morgan horses, Sinatra and Sm!thfield's Sc0ttsman.

~Favorite Relative: my grandpa. he's the coolest old dude ever.
~Least Favorite Relative: my sister.
~What's Your Heritage/Race: Italian / Irish-German.

-Love and Sex

~Sexuality: straight.
~Are You In A Relationship Now: nope.
~If So, With Whom: your mother.
~For How Long: LAST NIGHT
~Are You In Love?: yes.
~Do You Have A Crush On Anyone: 3D BOY IS PIG DISGUSTING
~Ever Had A Crush On Someone Of The Same Sex?: not unless you count INTEGRA MOTHERFUCKING HELLSING. I'd hit that and still be straight.
~How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss?: NBK, motherfucker.
~Virgin?: I'VE GOT HOES...IN DIFFERENT AREA CODES
~If Not, How Old Were You When You Had Sex For The First Time: IT'S AWWWWRIIIIGHT
~Was It Enjoyable?: wat
~Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?: in the FACE. with MY FIST.
~Best Love Quote?: "AND I KNOOOOW IT'S ONLY IN MY MIIIIND
THAT I'M TALKING TO MYSELF AND NOT TO HIIIM...
I LOVE HIIIIM BUT EVERY DAY I'M LEARNIIIIING ALL MY LIIIIIIFE I'VE ONLY BEEEN PRETENDIIIIINNNNGGGG!!
WITHOUT MEEEE HIS WORLD WILL GO ON TURNIIIIING!!! THE WORLDISFULLOFHAPPINESSTHATIHAVENEVER KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!! I LOVE HIM, BUT ONLY ON MY OWNNNNN!!!1!!one!"
-Eponine, Les Miserables. paraphrased.

-Your Friends

~Best: Special K. she doesn't like t3h Animu.
~How Many Do You Have?: i consider everyone my friend until they give me a reason not to :B
~Love Them All?: of course!
~Any You Wish You Were Closer To?: y...yeah...
~Oldest?: Special K.
~Newest?: in the real world? !
~Pen Pal?: EVERYONE ON THE INTARWEBZ
-This Or That

~Boxers or Briefs?: box0rz
~Thongs or G-Strings?: eh, g-strings...
~Shorts or Pants?: pants
~Shoes or Bare feet?: bare feet :B
~Books or Movies?: Movies. oh yeah.
~Night or Day?: night.
~Dark or Light?: whatev.
~Mountains or Beach?: beach!
~Snow or Sun?: sun
~Pepsi or Coke?: PEPSI, MOTHERFUCKER.
~Guys or Girls?: guys.
~Swim or Surf?: Swim

-For Or Against

~Gay Marriage?: against, but for civil unions.
~Abortion?: for.
~Suicide?: DO IT FAGGOT
~War?: whatever's necessary.
~Clothes In General?: FUCK YEAH, FASHION.
~Penises?: COCKS

-Favorites

~Color: red, green, black
~Number?: 2!
~Holiday?: Xmas
~Season?: autumn
~Movie?: Disney's Peter Pan.
~Book?: who reads?
~Magazine?: Equus

~Food?: peanut butter.
~Drink?: diet fucking pepsi.
~TV Show?: Seinfeld.
~Song?: Ordinary Day by Vanessa Carlton. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
~Band?: Gorillaz.
~Computer Game?: MINESWEEPER, FUCK YEAH.
~Video Game?: HARVEST MOON 64
~Shirt?: that black one i got for a dollar from the rich kid's school. it says Chevelle on it...i think it's a band...
~Pants?: i have this pair of jeans with hoof black all over them...
~Actor?: Justin Long
~Actress?: That chick that's gonna be in Mama Mia.
~Singer?: V-Carlt.
~Flower?: Iris.
~Scent?: horses.
~Animal?: Killer Whale.
~Cookie?: Snickerdoodles

-About Future

~Want To Go To College?: i am in college D:
~What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: an astronaut.
~Want To Get Married?: eventually...if i can find the right man.
~Want To Have Kids?: yeah.
~What Would Their Names Be?: Scotty, Pietro, Dorothy
~How Many?: 2 boys and a girl kthx.
~Where Do You Want To Live?: wherever the wind takes me, man.
~Where Do You Want To Get Married?: DISNEYWORRRLD
~How Do You Want To Die?: i kinda wanna go out with a bang :B

-More Stuff About You

~Piercings?: 2 in each ear, one in left cartilage.
~Tattoos?: none.
~Smoke?: nope.
~Drink?: socially :B
~Do Drugs?: naw.
~Skinny Dip?: no
~Greatest Fear?: getting old.
~Chocolate or Vanilla?: CHOCOLAAAATE
~Go To Church?: nope.
~Religion?: Catholic. But we don't practice, because to quote my dad, "CATHOLICS ARE THE MOST EVIL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD." (he was raised as one =_= )
~Scars?: i've got a few on my hands.
~CDs Owned?: over 9000.
~Collections?: breyer model horses, pokemon cards, yugioh cards, beanie babies, manga...um...everything. *has a room full of junk*
~Like To Be Naked?: n...no.
~Ever Eaten Sushi?: yeah. it was funny.
~Eaten a whole packet of Oreos?: probably :9
~Been On Stage?: yep
~Danced In The Rain?: haha. yes.
~Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: nope
~Weirdest Dream?: one time i had a dream about Sephiroth from FFVII....it was cool *~*
~Saddest Dream?: hard to explain...
~Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?: heh...it's stupid...
~Think You're Attractive?: generally no. orz
~Shoplifted?: HAHAHA. i used to make a game out of shoplifting sunglasses. good times.
~Been Caught "Doing Something"?: nope XD
~Weirdest Makeout Place?: YOU WERE MAKING OUT DURING SCHINDLER'S LIST??!
~Like Thunderstorms?: yeah, fun stuff!
~Favorite Shoes?: my flamingo print vans. they smell really bad though.
~Favorite Quote?: "well, you know that's just, like uh ...your opinion, man." - the big lebowski.
~Best Advice You've Given?: "go to college or you'll end up working at Borders for the rest of your life." Me:
~Worst Advice You've Given?: "grow up."
~Glad This Is Over?: naw, i'm bored as fuck.

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